"You ready to call in some close air support, Chappy?"
The NCO's question took me by surprise. I had been observing the training exercise, but wasn't quite expecting to get to take part in it myself.
"Sure I'm ready!" I wasn't ready. "What do I do?"
"Write down these lines, and repeat them to the pilot." The NCO proceeded to list the lines, beginning with the first: "LINE 1: You, this is me."
This was the line where I was supposed to address the pilot by his call sign and indicate who was asking for support. I wasn't literally supposed to say, 'You, this is me.' The idea of a Soldier on the ground actually addressing a pilot in this manner is ludicrous. I was supposed to replace the "YOU" with the pilot's call sign, and the "ME" with my call sign. But I was nervous, and I choked. All the high-speed Soldiers around me were trying not to snicker too loudly when I addressed the pilot, saying, "You, this is me." The pilot responded, "Uhm, excuse me?"
"Wait, erase that!" I looked at the NCO who was trying not to laugh, "Can I have said 'erase that'?" The NCO took the mic from me with a smile and told the pilot what was going on. The OH-58 helicopter passed over and turned around for another run. This time I did a little better. I think the pilot probably had a good time later that night over some beers with his friends. I cringe just thinking about what he must have said: "So, no joke, there I was supporting a training exercise when a chaplain comes online. Guess what he said?" I'm sure I was the brunt of many jokes I would never hear.
You know, prayer can seem to a lot of people like calling in close air support felt to me. It's one of those things we all know we should do; but the thought of actually doing it intimidates many of us. It's easy to think that it's something better left to "experts."
It's really not that difficult, though. It's simply a matter of talking to God according to the particular circumstance you're in. In my observation of Scripture, I see five basic kinds of prayer that can be categorized this way:
1) Adoration
2) Confession
3) Thanksgiving
4) Supplication
5) Fellowship
These categories spell the acronym "ACTS-F." I will explain these simple types of prayer, and demonstrate how easy it is to practice them.
The NCO's question took me by surprise. I had been observing the training exercise, but wasn't quite expecting to get to take part in it myself.
"Sure I'm ready!" I wasn't ready. "What do I do?"
"Write down these lines, and repeat them to the pilot." The NCO proceeded to list the lines, beginning with the first: "LINE 1: You, this is me."
This was the line where I was supposed to address the pilot by his call sign and indicate who was asking for support. I wasn't literally supposed to say, 'You, this is me.' The idea of a Soldier on the ground actually addressing a pilot in this manner is ludicrous. I was supposed to replace the "YOU" with the pilot's call sign, and the "ME" with my call sign. But I was nervous, and I choked. All the high-speed Soldiers around me were trying not to snicker too loudly when I addressed the pilot, saying, "You, this is me." The pilot responded, "Uhm, excuse me?"
"Wait, erase that!" I looked at the NCO who was trying not to laugh, "Can I have said 'erase that'?" The NCO took the mic from me with a smile and told the pilot what was going on. The OH-58 helicopter passed over and turned around for another run. This time I did a little better. I think the pilot probably had a good time later that night over some beers with his friends. I cringe just thinking about what he must have said: "So, no joke, there I was supporting a training exercise when a chaplain comes online. Guess what he said?" I'm sure I was the brunt of many jokes I would never hear.
You know, prayer can seem to a lot of people like calling in close air support felt to me. It's one of those things we all know we should do; but the thought of actually doing it intimidates many of us. It's easy to think that it's something better left to "experts."
It's really not that difficult, though. It's simply a matter of talking to God according to the particular circumstance you're in. In my observation of Scripture, I see five basic kinds of prayer that can be categorized this way:
1) Adoration
2) Confession
3) Thanksgiving
4) Supplication
5) Fellowship
These categories spell the acronym "ACTS-F." I will explain these simple types of prayer, and demonstrate how easy it is to practice them.
You ... this is Me .... God Bless .... Laughing Out Loud here too.
ReplyDeleteChristopher Plumley